Monday, November 24, 2014

GOD THE COMEDIAN!!!

I bet God is a stand-up comedian
Serious
And we are His politicians
We give Him material

He got malicious timing

Hit you with a serious left hook punch line
Leave you speechlessly miming
Out of your mind

Expect the unexpected

Thunder roars with His laughter
Earthquake your life
And tornado it into a spiral... Nah
Tshwa daar

He gives "funny" another meaning

I mean He chuckles on His own joke
You crumble at His expense
Leave you eyed-fogged in clear smoke

Give the All Mighty a bells

Even captain Morgan needs two feet grounded
Makes Johnny walker walk stranded
In a savage savanna of hunters, dry and pounded

I take my hat off to Him

Clap sounds in a standing ovation
I give my faith for Him to autograph 
Because my belief has just been through ovulation

I lack understanding

For I understand I'll stand under Him
For He is omniscience
For I will be with Him in paradise, Mauritius

The director of all angels

I call them His groupies
For everywhere I see, He is there
Omnipresence in His protection, devil please!!!

I forgot to renew His contract in my life

But He just kept on giving his performance still
I look onto Him on the stage
As He performs miracles at will

Just heard good news, Old and New Testament

I'm a father because of The Father
Now that's 1 Corinthians (13)
I bet God is a stand-up comedian above all comedians


*poetry_for_gods_by_man*